The Week In Limericks
God’s Gift To Connecticut Strikes Back
When Connecticut Joe got defeated,
He whined and he wailed than he bleated:
“At my job I’m so fine,
By all rights it is mine,
Screw the voters I won’t be unseated.”
******
The Unwanted Hammer
Courts have said that the name Tom DeLay,
On election day ballots must stay;
Though Republicans clamor,
To cut loose their Hammer,
This hammer just won’t go away.
******
The Pause That Depresses
Ben Bernanke, the new head of Fed,
Thought a new path ‘twas time now to tread;
So he called a rate pause,
Expecting applause,
And got a raspberry instead.
******
Hillary’s Electoral Quandary
How electoral numbers she’ll diddle,
For Hillary is the big riddle;
Though she now rightly boasts,
She’ll do well on both coasts,
Her big challenge is winning the middle.
******
|
