The week’s commentaries—in verse.
Iran’s Nuclear
Ambitions
It really isn’t that surprising
When Bush says you’re on evil’s axis
To try A-bombs to manufacture
As invasion prophylaxis.
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Berlusconi’s
Consolation Prize
Silvio, Silvio, don’t feel bad
That Prodi has defeated ya
He took away your PM job
But you still own the mediya.
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More States
Approve Casinos
Gambling’s neither sin nor vice
Once you know the proper naming
Playing cards and dice sound nice
When you call them fam’ly gaming.
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Skilling On The Stand
When prosecuted by the feds
Here’s your operating dictum
Don’t admit that you caused pain
Claim instead that you’re the victim.
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Rumsfeld Confronts
His Critics
Though generals think he should resign
Their views he will ignore
After all, do generals
Know how to fight a war?
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