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Wall Street Poet
Michael Silverstein's
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"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post
"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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You may not be familiar with the poet William Cowper. But his best-known work, "Light Shining Out Of Darkness," contains lines that will certainly ring a belllines like:
God moves in a mysterious way,
His wonders to perform...
The deity isnt the only one who moves in a mysterious way. Wallstreetpoet visitors know that markets do as well, driven by that all-knowing, all-wise collective force that Adam Smith termed the Invisible Hand.
That Hand has been dishing out some nasty whacks of late. But we all know its for our own good, and in the end, everything will come out right. (You do know that, dont you?) In any case, the following parody of Cowpers "Light Shining Out Of Darkness," which I dedicate to Smith, is called "Keeping The Faith."
Keeping The Faith
Markets can take a torturous path,
Their purposes to achieve;
Between the sellers fearful wrath,
And buyers fulsome greed.
But there is an Invisible Hand
That never gets it wrong,
Makes sure that things right side do land,
Before lifes closing gong.
Nay saving seers should thus back off
And stop their carping angst
Before a greater will caps doff
And ease up on their rants.
No smarts can gauge the Great Hands ways,
You gotta just believe
That after youve traversed this maze
Good things you will receive.
In fact all questions disappear,
When looking back not front;
In retrospect all things are clear,
The pasts your learning font.
So drop religion if you must,
Of politics have none;
But give the Market your blind trust,
And hope its not a con.
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