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A Dyspeptic's Guide To Contemporary American Politics (In Verse)

Fifteen Feet Beneath Manhattan by Michael Silverstein

"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post

"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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Washington wants China to adjust the value of its currency so its exports become less competitive. If China exports less, however, it will earn fewer dollars that it can lend the U.S. to cover our huge federal deficits. What’s wrong with this picture?

Inscrutable
Trade Policies

Mr. Han, I have a plan
I’m sure you’ll think is swell;
I’ll make your goods more pricey
So they won’t sell quite so well.

In discount and department stores
More price means fewer takers,
So shoppers will buy stuff produced
By home-grown product makers.

But while I’m taking these harsh steps
To make your biz less sunny,
Don’t take it hard, I’m still our pal,
Keep lending me your money.

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© Michael Silverstein
 

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