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A Dyspeptic's Guide To Contemporary American Politics (In Verse)

"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post

"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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Suppose you just joined the Army. Could you use that as an excuse to break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend? Would you confront the beaux you’re about to dump and explain your reason for leaving this way:

I could not love you dear, so much,
‘Less I loved honor more.

Probably not. But things were different in the old days—in the mid-17th century—when Richard Lovelace, in his classic poem, "To Lucasta (On going to the wars)," used these lines as his rationale for trading a lover for a lance.

Given that Americans today are far more likely to do battle in the commodity trading pits of Chicago than the fields of France, and given that they are also far more likely to fight over money than honor, it was clearly time to update Lovelace’s Lucasta cop-out. The new version of this poem that appears here, "Honey, I’m Off To The Futures Pits," is part of my Songs Of Wall Street collection, just published by Running Press in Philadelphia.
 

Honey, I’m Off To
The Futures Pits

Cut me slack, Hon, don’t be sharp-edged,
And say you’ll call it quits
‘Cause I’ve forsaken true loved pledged
To haggle in the pits.

Sure, I live pork belly prices,
Pray juice and grains stay high;
Anguish ‘bout each weather crisis
Too hot, too cold, too dry.

But let’s be honest, lay it bare
Before you hit the door;
Though we do love each other dear,
We both love money more.

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© Michael Silverstein
 

 
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