Home On The
CEO’s Range

Oh, give me a home,
Where the CEO’s roam,
And the sky is the limit on pay;
Where you never get fired,
By a board that you hired,
And they’re glad pers’nal costs to defray.

Please, get it arranged,
Get me placed where a boss ain’t short-changed;
I’ll be an achiever,
Such a cost-cutting beaver,
Employees will think I’m deranged.

Oh, give me a home,
Where the CEOs roam,
And big tax hits don’t make a guy weep;
Where if you can hack it,
A sweet option packet,
Will let you avoid bracket creep.

Please, get it arranged,
Get me placed where a boss ain’t short-changed;
I’ll work like a beaver,
A reiver with fever,
From profits you’ll ne’er be estranged.

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