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A Dyspeptic's Guide To Contemporary American Politics (In Verse)

Fifteen Feet Beneath Manhattan by Michael Silverstein

"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post

"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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Carl Sandburg was a second rate Walt Whitman. But then, so are a lot of other pretty good American poets. And Sandburg, at least, had the good sense to focus his big shoulder and brawling Whitmanesque free verse style on a single geographic locale, Chicago. He managed to rise high in this country’s cultural pantheon in part because Chicago is a town that honors those that honor its own uniqueness—even a poet who began a work about his home town with the line:

Hog Butcher to the world...

Oddly, though, Sandburg’s best-known poem, a minor effort titled "Fog," isn’t Chicago-specific. This poem’s opening lines are also flagrantly flawed:

The fog comes in
on little cat feet..

As someone who has both experienced fog and owns a cat, I can say flat out that the latter doesn’t come in like the former. Fog is stealthy and diffuse. Our cat, Rambo, struts around the house in a bumptious, proprietary manner devoid of stealth, and when she deigns to settle on a lap, is anything but diffuse.

Other important distinctions might be made between cat feet and fog. Rather than do so here, however, I offer instead two Wall Street versions of Sandburg’s ‘Fog’—’Fed’ and ‘Mob.’ Both employ Fog’s verse pattern but with new, market-oriented lyrics.

Fed

The Fed must keep
the markets upbeat.
When fears appear
to threaten the boom
it launches rate cuts
and then prays hard.

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Mob

The mob is sure
that markets are neat.
It goes loopy
over hunches and tips,
but when stocks slide
it runs like hell.

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© Michael Silverstein
 

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