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Americans long looked to appreciation in the value of their homes to secure their place in the middle class and their old age. That's out the window now. It appears the same may be true when it comes to investing in stocks. During the last quarter small investors took $33 billion out of mutual stock funds because they no longer trusted the stock market to help them through tough times — a market whose recent behavior is described in the following verse...


Dead In The Water

Dead in the water the stock market lies,
Not hitting new bottoms, but far from new highs;
Each day that brings forth a new nasty surprise,
Makes hanging around seem less and less wise.

Dead in the water, the stock market lies.

Of late this investing wheel has ground,
Folks into the dirt, without a rebound;
Unless a great rally quite soon comes around,
To creditors I will forever be bound.

Dead in the water, not fiscally sound.

Stocks’ much hyped big paybacks are what I desire,
To fund my kids’ college, escape debt’s deep mire,
Avoid old age penury when I retire,
And leave a large legacy when I expire.

All dead in the water, as markets misfire.

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©2010 Michael Silverstein
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"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post

"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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