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A Dyspeptic's Guide To Contemporary American Politics (In Verse)

Fifteen Feet Beneath Manhattan by Michael Silverstein

"Nowadays, you can't turn on the TV without some talking head telling you about the economy. Yet, in a world overrun by 'analysts,' only one man has the guts, the brains, and, quite frankly, the poetry to put it all in perspective.That man is Michael Silverstein... Silverstein is a true intellectual." — Gersh Kuntzman, The New York Post

"Few people have found much to laugh about in the stock market this year. Michael Silverstein is the exception. The Bard of the Bourse can find humor in losing money, globalization and stock options." — USA Today
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Beating Inflation
By Ignoring It

My health bill for the present year,
Is up thirty percent;
Add in my spouse’s medicines,
Its like a second rent.

Inflation, Inflation,
No health care—
No inflation.

The cost of gas to run my car
Is going through the roof,
You gotta drive long miles to work
You know this pricey truth.

Inflation, inflation
No commute—
No inflation.

I’m paying higher premiums
For home and car insurance;
Though I have never filed a claim,
It’s trying my endurance.

Inflation, inflation,
No cov’ridge—
No inflation

While local taxes rise and rise
Less services are free;
For many things I now pay twice,
That don’t seem fair to me.

Inflation, Inflation
No service—
No inflation.

The goodies bosses once doled out
At places where I work,
Are now shared outlays, that’s because,
They can’t afford to perk.

Inflation, inflation,
No bennies—
No inflation.

While common costs of daily life
Continually do soar,
The government’s bean counters opt
These costs to underscore.

Inflation, inflation,
Slick counting—
No inflation.

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© Michael Silverstein
 

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