Airline Pillow Talk
I dont expect a glass or two
Of the finest French merlot;
I know airlines are in a bind
With negative cash flow;
So substitute some peanuts
For the classy menu nouveau,
But give my aching head a break,
Bestow that little pillow.
Because youre over leveraged
And running out of dough,
I now endure cramped seating
And my neighbors sharp elbow;
You frisk me when I get aboard,
Its needed, sure, I know,
But dont you think in frill-less skies
Ive earned a little pillow?
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